Category Archives: Adult SMS Jokes
A Desi girl texts to ….
A Desi girl texts to her friend: Pata Nahi Kyun Boys Inbox Mein Mujhe ‘Tongue’ Karte Rehte Hein!
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Preeto: I have to be ….
Preeto: I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant
Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy
Preeto replies: He did!
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Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy
Preeto replies: He did!
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Pappu: Wanna come ov ….
Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don’t you like pizza?
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Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don’t you like pizza?
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A girl was toweling ….
A girl was toweling her wet pussy.
She enjoyed it very much
and started rubbing it vigourosly
until the pussy cried ‘meow’ and ran away.
Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it’s time to clean your thoughts!
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She enjoyed it very much
and started rubbing it vigourosly
until the pussy cried ‘meow’ and ran away.
Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it’s time to clean your thoughts!
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Mr Chu from China & ….
Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?
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An 87-year-old woman ….
An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
‘Your Honor,’ she began coolly, ‘I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly.’
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She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
‘Your Honor,’ she began coolly, ‘I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly.’
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