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Battalion Cocktails…

An Army Battalion was having a cocktail party to welcome the new Brigade Commander.


A circular was sent out to all: “Cockfail at 7 PM sharp at the Officers Mess.”


The Commanding Officer saw the spelling mistake and asked the Adjutant to amend it.


The Adjutant did & it read:


“Refer to circular, read tail, instead of fail cock stands, as it is.”

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Reporter: Swami Ji, it is so cold on this mountain top, what’s the secret of your happiness, even in this extreme weather condition?

Swami Ji: Tulsi and Green Tea. Would you like to have some Green Tea?

Reporter: Of course yes!

Swami Ji: Tulsi, please bring two cups of Green Tea!

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Jeeto: What’s the best form of birth control at my age?

Santa: Nudity.

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Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.

Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!

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A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, “Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.”

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Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.

Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?

Pappu: Isn’t that what you give daddy when his shit doesn’t get hard?

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Lips and Boobs to Pussy, “You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed.

Pussy cried and said, “I remain hidden, it’s you two, who always invite trouble!

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