Category Archives: Adult SMS Jokes
Girlfriend’s father ….
Girlfriend’s father to Pappu, “How dare you took my daughters virginity?”
Pappu: I’m sorry, Sir. It won’t happen again!
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Pappu: I’m sorry, Sir. It won’t happen again!
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Boyfriend: Mujse Sha ….
Boyfriend: Mujse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.
Girlfriend: Kya?
Boyfriend: Anubhav!
Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.
Boyfriend: Kya?
Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!
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Girlfriend: Kya?
Boyfriend: Anubhav!
Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.
Boyfriend: Kya?
Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!
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One special surprise ….
One special surprise for you.
Get ready… but first, close your eyes!
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Lauda Le Le…
Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
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Get ready… but first, close your eyes!
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Lauda Le Le…
Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
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Prostitute: Hi, want ….
Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: OK! Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.
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Santa: OK! Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.
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A white man was on a ….
A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?
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In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?
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A good relation does ….
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people…
One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
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One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
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