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This woman goes into a dentist`s office, and after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”
The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I`d rather have a baby!”
To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

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A woman went to her priest with a problem.


“Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ‘hi we’re prostitutes wanna have some fun?”


“That’s terrible!” Exclaim the priest. “But I think I can help, bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship”


The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.


His two male parrots were holding

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1) You can GET chocolate.
2) “If you love me you`ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word “commitment” doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co

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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode.


One day, the husband sent his son and said, “Tell your mother that, “Daddy wants to make a phone call.


Mother replies, “Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.”


Dad to his son, “Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone”.


Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, “If he dare goes to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Centre at home.”

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