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A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.

Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”

So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.

She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She

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Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”

The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b

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Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.


Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.


After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.


On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick.


After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around,’ he finally said, “Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!”

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