Category Archives: Adult

A wife wanted an exp ….

A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary.


The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand, He said, “You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it.”


The wife was out of control with anger. She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her panties and pushes her hairy pubic area forward.


She said, “There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that damn coat!”


“That’s not your chest, that is your pussy!” husband screamed back.


“Oh yes that is my chest all right” she yelled

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A man on a business ….

A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were. So, on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.


He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner.


He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said, “Meet me in room 804 across the street.”


He was in luck. She was a knockout. They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed.


She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said, “How much for a hand job?”



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“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho ….

“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”

Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”

Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.


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One day, a painter f ….

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.

When he arrived, they didn’t have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.

A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.

The clerk asked, “Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?”

He said, “Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked wi

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