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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.”

“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.

“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.

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Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi.


Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye.


Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Suhru Kar Do. Ladkon Ne Ladkiyon Se Kaha Ki Pahle Hum Aapas Mein Apna Introdution Dete Hain.


Beech Mein Baithi Ladki, Jo Jyada Smart Thi, Usne Ladkiyon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:

Main Toh Main Hun;

Right Waali Meri Behen Hai;

Aur Left Waali MEri Maa.


Ladke Samajh Gaye Ki Beech Waali Unka Majaak Uda Rahi Hai But Ladke Bhi Kuch Kam Nahin The. Beech Waale Ladke Ne Ladkon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:
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A guy who is a virgin gets married.


On the honeymoon the guy walks into his hotel room and his wife is naked on the bed. She asks the man, “Do you know what I want?”


The man says, “I don’t know.”


The woman spreads her legs and then asks the same question again.


The guy says, “You want the whole fucking bed to yourself. Don’t you?”

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