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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Q: My husband continuously asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a

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“I want to buy some gloves for my wife,” said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know here size.”


“Will this help?” She asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.


“Oh, yes.” He answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”


“Will there be anything else?” The sales girl murmured as she squeezed his hand.


“Now that you mentioned it,” he replied, “she could use a new bra.”

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At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.


The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.


They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”


All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!


When they finished

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The Student to the Sex Researcher, “In my case,” said the student to the sex researcher, “when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it’s all the way in, I can’t see a thing.”


“Now, that’s an most interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis.” the researcher replied. “If you don’t mind young man, I should like to have a look at it.”


So, the student volunteer shrugged and stuck out his tongue.

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An old farmer comes running across the field screaming. The farmer`s wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell?

He rushed in the house and says, “Ma, get in bed! I got a hard on!”

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. To late…its gone.

“Next time I come a screamin` Ma, you be in the bed ready. Ya hear?”

2 months later here he comes screaming across the field. She sighs and gets in bed.

He rushed in and says, “Ma, you damn sex maniac get out of bed…the barns on fire!”

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