Category Archives: Adult
Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nay ….
Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.
Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.
To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai”
Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.
Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola
Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?”
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Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.
To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai”
Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.
Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola
Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?”
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continue ….
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Boy: “Sweetheart, ….
Boy: “Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come?”
Girl: “Which Movie?”
Boy: “Cxndom Of Shailesh”
Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“
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Girl: “Which Movie?”
Boy: “Cxndom Of Shailesh”
Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“
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A flaccid penis is h ….
Sex is the ersatz or ….
Too much nudity is a ….
Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks
~ Jarod Kintz
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This is the best book I’ve ever written, and it still sucks
~ Jarod Kintz
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Mr. Smith went to th ….
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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