Q: What did the blon ….
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?
A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
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A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
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Category Archives: Adult
There is a raffle at ….
There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn.
“4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce.”
Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.
“3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a BMW and a cheque for �20,000.”
Huge applause. Frank goes up to collect his keys and cheque and shake hands.
“2nd prize, which goes to Abe, is a piece of fruit cake!”
Ghastly silence. Abe goes up to the stage to the presenter.
“What do you mean, a piece of fruit cake? 4th prize was a BMW, 3rd prize was a BMW plus a cheque for �20,000, so what the hell do you mean a p
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“4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce.”
Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.
“3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a BMW and a cheque for �20,000.”
Huge applause. Frank goes up to collect his keys and cheque and shake hands.
“2nd prize, which goes to Abe, is a piece of fruit cake!”
Ghastly silence. Abe goes up to the stage to the presenter.
“What do you mean, a piece of fruit cake? 4th prize was a BMW, 3rd prize was a BMW plus a cheque for �20,000, so what the hell do you mean a p
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An estimated 6,000 A ….
On a condom dispensi ….
On a condom dispensing machine, it was written “Very Safe – Strictly made as per High British standards”.
Someone added below- ” So was the Titanic, but it leaked.”
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Someone added below- ” So was the Titanic, but it leaked.”
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Sleeping naked is al ….
Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn’t wake you up so your parents have to.
~ Author Unknown
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~ Author Unknown
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A mistress lies betw ….
I need someone physi ….
I need someone physically stronger than me…. I am always on top. It’s really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down.
~ Angelina Jolie
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~ Angelina Jolie
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