It’s funny how you n ….
It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.
-Chuck Palahniuk
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-Chuck Palahniuk
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Category Archives: Adult
A teacher was helpin ….
A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?”
A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”
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A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”
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A penguin only has s ….
If there was a “Bi-S ….
Chodi Jaati Hain Lad ….
Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…
Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…
Waah Waah Waaaaaah
Aage…
Ab Aage Kya?
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Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad.
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Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…
Waah Waah Waaaaaah
Aage…
Ab Aage Kya?
?
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Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad.
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Tailor: neck kitni r ….
Tailor: neck kitni rakhni hai bahen ji ?
Ladki: itni deep rakho k ladke mere ball pe flat ho jay
Tailor: kamar ka nap kitna rakhu?
Ladki: itni fitting me karo ki ladko k muh se lar tapak jay
Tailor: hips ka nap kya rakhna hai bahen ji?
Ladki: itna tight rakho ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jay
Tailor: Bc ..dress silvane aai hai ki apni Gand marvane .
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Ladki: itni deep rakho k ladke mere ball pe flat ho jay
Tailor: kamar ka nap kitna rakhu?
Ladki: itni fitting me karo ki ladko k muh se lar tapak jay
Tailor: hips ka nap kya rakhna hai bahen ji?
Ladki: itna tight rakho ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jay
Tailor: Bc ..dress silvane aai hai ki apni Gand marvane .
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A young woman was im ….
A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.
“Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed.”
“Well, thank you, ma’am. It’s 33 inches.”
“Wow, around?”
“No, ma’am. Through.”
“Well, then, sir. What about your waist?”
“It’s 28 inches.”
“Around?”
“No, ma’am. Through.”
“Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood.”
“You see, ma’am. It’s 3 inches!”
“Wow,” said the woman. “Through?!”
“Oh, no
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“Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed.”
“Well, thank you, ma’am. It’s 33 inches.”
“Wow, around?”
“No, ma’am. Through.”
“Well, then, sir. What about your waist?”
“It’s 28 inches.”
“Around?”
“No, ma’am. Through.”
“Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood.”
“You see, ma’am. It’s 3 inches!”
“Wow,” said the woman. “Through?!”
“Oh, no
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