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Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says “Stop that and put it away!”

Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing

“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.

“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”

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A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive, She told her lover, stay like statue and Don’t move.


Husband, “Who is this?”


Wife, “This is a robot I bought to have sex, when you are travelling.”


Husband, “Ok, let’s have sex now.”
Wife, “No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 you.”


After she left the husband said, “Damn it I’m so horny, I will fuck this robot!”


He tried fucking.


The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way, “”SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOL

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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”


“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.


“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”


The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”


“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.


“What did you do?” they asked.


“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.


The third nun fainted.

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During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, “What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my dick against the table?”

The crew burst laughing. So the navigator pulled his dick out and whammed it on the table. Just when the dick hit the table, a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around

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