Category Archives: Adult

Ek Minister Pagal Kh ….

Ek Minister Pagal Khane

ke Daure par tha.

Ek Pagal Bola: Minister

Sahib Ek Cigarette aur

Maachis dena.

Minister ne cigarette di

aur Dr. se bola:

doctor,ye aadmi to

achhe se baat kar raha

hai…kahin se pagal nahi

lagh raha hai.

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.

.

Pagal ne Cigarette Tod

ke Tobacco Apne Sir par

dala

aur Machis se Aag laga

di…..Phir Apni Dhoti Utha

ke bola

.

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Lo Minister Sahib,
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A man walks into a p ….

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.


The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?


So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”


Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leav

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Recently a man had t ….

Recently a man had to be hospitalised to get his wedding ring cut off, as it got stuck on his penis. Actually, this guy’s girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.


I don’t know what’s worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

Or

3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!

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They made an engagin ….

They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye –
very young, ravishing and delectable.


As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.


She scanned the menu yet again, and said, “To begin, I’ll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I’ll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips. For dessert, just bring the cart.


Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite,

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