'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Sarena: Hi! How are you?


Romalda: Fine. But I think I have a sore throat.


Sarena: I know what to do. Every time when I have a sore throat I’m having an oral sex with my husband and it helps me!


Romalda: The great idea, I will try…


>>On the second day:
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Sarena: Well, how do you feel? Did it help?


Romalda: Yes, thank you very much, my throat is all right. But your husband couldn’t believe that it was your idea!

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A teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.

“Joe, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”

After some thought Joe proudly replied, “Monday.”

“Great, that has two syllables, Mon……day. Does anyone know another word.”

“I do! I do!” replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny’s more mature sense of humor she picks Kelly instead.

“OK Kelly, what is your word.”

“Saturday.” says Kelly.

“Great, that has three syllables…”

Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says, “I know a four sylla

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and goes in to check whether everything is ready.

A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says, “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”

The man i

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Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.
Santa energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a “| ” mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.

He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a ” | ” on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.

Santa wakes up again in a coup

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