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There were three pri ….

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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window…

“Young lady,” he began, “I would like three pickets to titsburg.” Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest approached…

“Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,” he began, “and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.” He turns red and runs away.

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I overheard 2 guys i ….

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I overheard 2 guys in the bar the other day. I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.


One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man you look tired.”


His buddy says, “Dude I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don’t know what to do.”


A fellow about my age (42), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.


He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that shit!”

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Once upon a time the ….

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess’ room.


She said, “What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!”


The Prince said, “Don’t be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you.”


He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolle

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