A cat falls in water ….
A cat falls in water and a rooster laughs…
Moral of the story? A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
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Moral of the story? A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
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Category Archives: Adult
Banta: When a woman ….
Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
Santa: A moisturizer.
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Santa: A moisturizer.
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When nobody luvs u, ….
When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every1 ignores u,
then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think:
Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
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nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every1 ignores u,
then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think:
Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
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Santa asks his angry ….
Santa asks his angry wife for sex.
Jeeto: Fuck off, I don’t want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let’s do it DOGGY style!
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Jeeto: Fuck off, I don’t want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let’s do it DOGGY style!
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Pappu took her dumb ….
Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
Pappu: See that man in front – he is the forward, and that guy at the back – he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too – I’ve been out with him a couple of times!
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Pappu: See that man in front – he is the forward, and that guy at the back – he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too – I’ve been out with him a couple of times!
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An editor asked me w ….
An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, “A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra”.
― Fierce Dolan
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― Fierce Dolan
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When authorities war ….
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
-Matt Groening
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-Matt Groening
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