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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,

kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha

aadmi hath me

1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,

1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab

3000/- mein

kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:

Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka

LAST PAGE

mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin

dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya

aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya

aur sadme se

mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

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Need a girlfried

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note- mai sirf pyar de skta hu baaki saara kharcha kudi da apna

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*Maths ( Ganit ) Professor to Baccha while solving a Maths Sum*



Professor : Baccha Ye dekho..!!

Aise 8 ko hum 2 se divivde karte hai toh ans milta hai..!!

Samjha?



Baccha: Sir Roko board pe solve kiye huye us Sum ko us se pehle wo chala jaye..!! :O



Professor: Jayega kyu? :/



Baccha: Sir aapne hi bola na.. “Sum Ja” xD



Professor: Pakao mat..!! -_-

Accha 9 divided by 3 kitne huye?

Is Prashan ka Uttar do?


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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee

RahaTha ……..

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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?

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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1

Meri Or 1 Mere

Dost ki…

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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette

Pee Raha Tha…

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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?

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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene

Cigarette

Peena chor diYa

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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!! 😛

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Aunty:” baatein toh badi acchi kar leta hai tu..

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Me:” bas aunty inhi bakchodiyon se aapki beti ko fasaya hua hai.. 😛 😀

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Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya,lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya:”

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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha,

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saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla…:p :O 😀

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