'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Santa Banta Se Kaafi Time Baad Milne Aaya.



Santa: “Or Bhai Banta Koi Ladki Phansayi Tune Ya Nahi?”



Banta: “Yaar Ladki To Maine Phansa Hi Li Thi, Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chhod Diya.“

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Ladkiyaan bhi badi ajeeb hoti hain.

Jis dost ko 5 saal se jaanti hain unhe BF bana ke 500 waar karengi us pe, shartein rakhengi aur vo hi ladki do din pehle mile aadmi se shadi karke Facebook pe janam janam ke sathi hone ka bhashan dengi.

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Girlfriend: Honey, I cannot open this

jar..



Geek Boyfriend: Try re-installing

java.. 😛

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Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.


Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?


Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.


Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?


Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge…!

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Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.


Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.


Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mere pitaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi…


Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo…

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Tarak Mehata Ka Oolta Chashma Special Jokes…..

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Jethalal :- Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,

Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali.

”Mehta Saheb, Chura Ke Dil Mera Babita Chali.

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Jethalal :- Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti

Wah wah ….

Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti

To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti.

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Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti,

Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti.



Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me,

Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:

continue ….

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