'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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Girl 1: Aj mai ek ladke ke pyar me Dusri Nazar me hi pad gai.



Girl 2: Dusri Nazar??? Aisa to pehle kabi suna nai



Girl 1: Ha wo Pehli nazar me road cross karra tha… Dusri nazar me wo apni Audi me baitha.

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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*At a wedding*

Me: Yeh dahi chawal ke saath itni meethi kyun lag rahi hai?

She: Saale bhookhe nange gareeb.. woh dahi nahi vanilla flavour Ice-cream hai.. -_-

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‎AndThenSheLeftMe‬

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Boy jab fail ho jaye to….

mom 3 words kehti hai: ” AUR JAA GHUMNE “

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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:”SHARM NAHI AATI “

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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet

lete hain

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” Abe Tu Bhi ” ..

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“AAROHI”



“Kya biggboss?”



“Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se

beghar

hone ka samay aa gaya hai”



“Par kyun biggboss?”



“Kuch nahi; bass yuhi” :v 😀 😛

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