'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.


Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Hathi bhi sath chal diya.


Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.


Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.


Hathi bola: “Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?”


Sher Bola: ”

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Me nd Mom*



Mom watching “Na Bole Tum na maine kuch kaha”



Me : Mom hatao na ye bakwas sa show



Mom : Chup chap beth ja ab pata lagega ki Vasu hi mohan hai



Me : Jab apko pata hai ki vasu hi mohan hai toh kyu dekh re ho



After that *slaps slaps slaps 😀

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Kbse Call Kr Rha Hu.

Lag Hi Nhi Raha Isliye Msg Kiya

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Jaldi Se Star News Ya

Aaj Tak Lagao.

Alia Bhatt Mar Gayi

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Mujh Par 😛

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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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Define girl…

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracele

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Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti

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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho??

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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver

Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala

Tha..!! xD 😀 😛

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