'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Son: Purani films dekh raha hoon..



Dad: Kiski film hai



S: Sunny Loene ki



D: Kahan se seekha yeh sab..



S: IIN se.. Idea Internet network.

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Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.



Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?



Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.



Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?



Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??



Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??



Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.



Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?



Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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Me: Papa pulsar le lu?



Dad: SHARMA JI KE BETE KO DEKHA? KABHI DEMAND NAHI KARTA.



Me: Bhaag ke shadi karli usne.. Demand karna sikhaya hi nhi..:-D

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“Kamariya Lollypop lagelu”

– Cheap Song



“Aaoge jab tum Saajna..Angna phool

khilenge”

-Classical song



BC Saajna k

aane se kaun se phool khilnge.. 😛

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Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..




continue ….

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya…



Wah!

Wah!



Wah!!

Wah!!



Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya…



Phirrrrr…?



Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya. :p 😮 😀 😉

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,



Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”



Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon“

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