'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Customer: Tumhari Sweet Ki Shop Hai. Tumhara Khane Ka Mann Ni Karta?


Pappu :-Karta To Hai

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Par Papa Rasgulle Gin K Jate Hai

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Isliye Bas Chus K Rakh Deta Hu…. 😛

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Me – “Maa! Kyu na ek Kutta paal le ??”

Mom – “Tu pal raha hai,wohi bohot hai!!”

*Cries*

*Barks*

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Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab

phone chodta nahi.

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Or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi 😀

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Job Tum Bimar Hote ho



Gf – “You ok?”



Mom – “TAKE THIS THIS & THIS ALSO THIS”



Friends – “AIDS k mareez door reh, apni bimariapne paas rakh kAmIne” 😀

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Bill Gates: “I want a new phone.”


Steve Ballmer: “Okay, let’s buy a Nokia.”


Bill Gates: “No, let’s buy NOKIA.” 🙂


mummy mujhe bhi bill Gates banna hai :'( 🙂

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Boy – I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad .

I m Married. I have a Husband…..

I have a Boy friend in my office and

my ex boyfriend is still my

neighbour….

My boss proposed me yesterday and i

cant say NO to him…. & I have one

Serious Extra Marital Affair…..

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-

“Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust

karle?? 😛

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