'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Wife:” (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason

sharab nahi piyunga..

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Husband:” Reason hai..

Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali

bottle chaahiye…

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Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?

Waiter : Chowmein.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Soup.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Ubalta pani.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?

Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.

Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani hai.

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Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha
aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar
rha tha.. .
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai…??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi
to hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx
bologe aur apna name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam
puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur
bhi baat krne lage,
Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho
jayegi to shayad train aane par tum
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Ladka propose mare toh ladki k
5 jawab ho sakte hai –
1. No
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2. Yes
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
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4. I m engaged
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5. I love someone else…
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare
to ladke k 5 jawab
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1. Haa
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2. Yes
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3. Ok
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4. Alright
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5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya
hota hai…!! :

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GYAN GANGA.

1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.

1 or

2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
“IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI”

1 or

3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR

“Chalo 1 aur”

4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.

“bas 1 or”

5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?

Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to “GK” kya karega.

“pakka last”

6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya

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