'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Biwi : He bhagwan, Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha. Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho hi Andhe..! Kaamchor ho..! Nikamme ho….! Gadhe ho…..! Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..! Bas bahaane banaate ho..! Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…! Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

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Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.


Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?


Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.


Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.


Girlfriend: Ohhhh… so you don’t want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.


Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.

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