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The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.’


The Lord said, “Indians

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Drunk and driving

Nitin & Manoj Daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the.

Tabhi Manoj chillya – Nitin, Deewar …Abe samne dekh deewar hai ….deewar… dhadaaaaam!

They hit the wall.

The next day in the hospital Manoj asked Nitin – You r good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you?

Nitin answered him: – Gaadi tu chala raha tha sale bevde..!!!
😛 😛 :)) 😉

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Ladies of 1970s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Abhi laee ji.


Ladies of 1980s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Abhi laee.


Ladies of 1990s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Laa rahi hu.


Ladies of 2000:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Banake pee le.


Ladies of 2014:

Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!

Wife: Kya kaha?

Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

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Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi.


Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi, toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain.


vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo, Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena, baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena.


Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye.


vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati,

Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachche ko dawa mil gai aur……

mera nakli note bhi chal gaya !!!

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