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Category Archives: Hindi Jokes
The night was dark, ….
The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
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I… La… puncture!
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I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
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I… La… puncture!
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One of our politicia ….
One of our politicians visited another American politician’s house.
The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- “itnaa accha ghar kaise?”
American politician : “wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?”
Indian politician : “Haan”
American politician : “10% usme se” :
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American politician visited the indian politician’s house— which was even better.
American : “itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?”
Indian : “wo samne bridge dikh raha hai?”
American : “Nahi”
Indian : “hahaha..”
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The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- “itnaa accha ghar kaise?”
American politician : “wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?”
Indian politician : “Haan”
American politician : “10% usme se” :
Then…
American politician visited the indian politician’s house— which was even better.
American : “itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?”
Indian : “wo samne bridge dikh raha hai?”
American : “Nahi”
Indian : “hahaha..”
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Pappu ko Heart ki bi ….
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi….
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki
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Samay pe khana, sona, uthna,
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khane mein namak
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regular aur samay pe dawayi
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Par achanak ek din subah wo
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Sab hairan the ki itni
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. Uske Toothpaste mein
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
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Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap ….
Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.’
Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’
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Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’
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Rahul: Duniya me do ….
Rahul: Duniya me do tarah ke log hote hai
Anjali: Yes
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1. log to the base of 10
2. log to the base of e
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Anjali: Yes
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1. log to the base of 10
2. log to the base of e
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Judge: U r crossing ….
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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