'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

“Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai”

“Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!”

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Mother: Kaun tha phone par?

Son: Friend tha.

Mother: Vaastav mein bata kaun tha?

Son: Sanjay dutt.

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He: Hey what’s your name?

She: Khushi.

He: Where are you from?

She: Bandra

He: But khushi ka koi thikana nahi hota na?

*BLOCKED-FOREVER*

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God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.

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[Punjabi on Titanic after seeing the iceberg]

“oh bc, inni baraf! Whiskey laao.”

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Me: Can I go to my friend’s house for a party?

Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.

Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.

Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?

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