'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Kbse Call Kr Rha Hu.

Lag Hi Nhi Raha Isliye Msg Kiya

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Jaldi Se Star News Ya

Aaj Tak Lagao.

Alia Bhatt Mar Gayi

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Mujh Par 😛

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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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Define girl…

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracele

continue ….

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Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti

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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho??

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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver

Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala

Tha..!! xD 😀 😛

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GF: Purrr (Embarrasing)

BF: Its OK Baby Its Happens.

GF: Purrr Purrr (Relaxing)

BF: Oww Its Natural dnt worry.

GF: Purrr Purrr Pukkk.

BF: Sweety I should b Going Now.

GF: Purrr Phokkkk Dhusssr.

Pharrrr

Pookkkk

BF: Saali Padori pure saal bhar ka aaj hi paadegi kyaa.

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