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Banta is a teacher a ….

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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia H ….

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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Ishq Kee Duniya Mein ….

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Ishq Kee Duniya Mein Ek Hungama Barpaa Kar Diya;

Ai Khayal-e-Dost Ye Kya Ho Gaya Kya Kar Diya;



Zarre Zarre Ne Mera Afsana Sun Kar Daad Dee;

Main Ne Vahshat Mein Jahaan Ko Tera Shaida Kar Diya;



Toor Par Raah-e-Wafa Mein Bo Diye Kaante Kaleem;

Ishq Kee Vusaat Ko Masdood-e-Taqazaa Kar Diya;



Bistar-e-Mashriq Se Sooraj Ne Uthayaa Apana Sar;

Kis Ne Ye Mehfil Mein Zikr-e-Husn-e-Yaktaa Kar Diya;



Chashm-e-Nargis Jaa-e-Shabnam Khoon Royegi Nadeem;

Maine Jis Din Gulasitan Ka Raaz Ifsaa Kar Diya;



Mudda-e-Di

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Chintu chup ke cigar ….

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Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.


Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?


Chintu: Nahin toh…


Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?


Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.

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