Category Archives: Jokes

Banta: “My grandfath ….

Leave a comment
Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”

Santa: “So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”


Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”


Santa: “Why not? He was winding your grandfather�s wrist-watch.”

Read more

A lady lost her hand ….

Leave a comment
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.

Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.

Read more

Santa called on Flip ….

Leave a comment
Santa called on Flipkart’s helpdesk.

Santa: Is it Flipkart?

Flipkart: Yes sir.

Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.

Flipkart: So what?

Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.

Flipkart: Hey… which cash?

Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?

Read more
1 … 10 11 12 13 14 … 71