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This guy goes to the doctor after being constipated for two weeks.


The doctor prescribes a heavy-duty laxative and tells him to take two when he gets home. The guy goes home to his fourth story apartment, pops two of the pills and lays down for a nap.


When he awakens he finds that the laxative is so powerful that he has relieved two weeks worth of blockage all over the bed as he slept. Totally disgusted the man toils over what to do with the mess and finally decides to bundle up the sheets and pitch them out the window.


About this time a wino comes walking along still hung-over from the night before and splat! The sheet lands Right

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Officer: What is your Name ?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Tell me properly.

Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your father’s name ?

Candidate: MP sir

Officer: What does that mean ?

Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.

Officer: Your native place.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.

Officer: What is your qualification?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?

Candidate: Matric Pass.

Officer: Why do you need a job ?

Candidate: MP s

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Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss’s office for an interview.


“One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?” said the boss.


“Yes sir,” Banta replied promptly.


The boss continued, “One more thing we’re very particular about is honesty. There is no door mat outside!”

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