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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you’re going to do with the prize money?”

He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”

At that

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Women Are Such Complex Creatures:


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don’t you are not a man.


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don’t, you are good for nothing.


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don’t you are not understanding.


If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don’t, she says you are a dull guy.


If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard

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