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One fine day, a bill ….

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One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog.

Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.

The billionaire screamed at the killer, “Why did you do that?”.

The killer answered, “Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to “Go kill that son-of-a-bitch””.

The billionaire hugged the killer & said ……………… !!

“I don’t know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.”

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Cognizant Method: hi ….

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Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….

TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…

Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsit

continue ….

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In a Nursery School ….

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In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching.

On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples.

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation…!!!

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KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad?

DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white…

KID: Now I understand why Grandpa’s all hairs are white…

Moral: Don’t be over smart with today’s kids!

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