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Ram aur Raavan ka ba ….

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Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.


Raavan: Chal yaar bye.


Ram: Kya hua?


Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.


Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.


Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?


Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???


Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.


Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???


Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula li

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A blonde got a job a ….

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A blonde got a job at a local bar. On her first day she was late to work. Whe she arrives at work the bartender asks her as she walks in the door.


“How come you’re late?”


“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.”


“What did you do?” asks the bartender.


“I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!”

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In a small town in t ….

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.


Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”


“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.

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