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A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.


They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.


The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.


Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa

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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.


She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.


“Are you ok?” she asks.


“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.


“It’s best I stay here,” he says.


“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.


The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !”

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life!!!!!!!!


The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”


He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.


The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of br

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