Category Archives: Jokes
Rajnikanth can slam ….
Singing in the showe ….
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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At a Motor Driving S ….
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Little Noah came int ….
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”
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“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”
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Hamari Adhuri Kahani ….
Hamari Adhuri Kahani song is so romantic that I started missing my girlfriend, later realised that I don’t have one.
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Banta walks into a b ….
Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. He ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer.
When he got back, he found his glass empty and a note saying: ‘Thanks for the beer!’
Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down, a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking that someone ran into his parked car, Banta runs outside to check on things. Seeing that his car was okay, he returned to the bar and again found his glass empty and another note that said: ‘Thanks
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When he got back, he found his glass empty and a note saying: ‘Thanks for the beer!’
Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down, a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking that someone ran into his parked car, Banta runs outside to check on things. Seeing that his car was okay, he returned to the bar and again found his glass empty and another note that said: ‘Thanks
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