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Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha:


‘Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo’


Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.


Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.


Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.


Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, “Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le.”

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A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket.


“What? Why would you want so many martinis?” questioned the bartender.


“My horse likes them,” replied the cowboy, “and he’s tied to a parking meter out front dying of thirst. I want to surprise him.”


So the bartender got busy and came up with a bucket of martinis. “If you don’t mind,” he said, “I’d like to see this boozing horse with my own eyes.”


“Be my guest,” said the customer, and the two went outside and placed the bucket by the horse, who drank deeply.


“Darnedest thing I ever saw,” said the bartender. “Why don

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When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents’ conversation.


He didn’t say anything until a week later when a family friend asked him if he was excited about the prospect of a new brother or sister.


“Yes,” said the boy, “and I know what we’re going to name it. If it’s a girl, we’re going to call her Emily, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it Quits.”

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