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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.


When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.


So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

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A minister would up the services one morning by saying, “Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.”

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, “Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and
read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.”

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Then said the preacher, “You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.”

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