She said.. . . . she ….
She said.. . . . she just wanted
space, but I’m so generous I
gifted her the entire keyboard. 😛
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space, but I’m so generous I
gifted her the entire keyboard. 😛
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Q: Why did the blond ….
A doctor was really ….
A doctor was really pissed off by the constant visits of Jeeto who wanted to lose some of her excess weight. She never showed any results as she couldn’t diet or follow the exercise plan.
Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Cut your head off.
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Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Cut your head off.
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Santa: The weather h ….
Santa: The weather has not been too bad this week.
Banta: But it’s so wet all over.
Santa: Yeah, bcoz it only rained twice. 1st time for 3
days and 2nd time for 4 days.
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Banta: But it’s so wet all over.
Santa: Yeah, bcoz it only rained twice. 1st time for 3
days and 2nd time for 4 days.
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For my wife’s birthd ….
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’.
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I just hope she doesn’t notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
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I just hope she doesn’t notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
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An Important Notific ….
An Important Notification:
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian…
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Kunki “Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar”!
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A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian…
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Kunki “Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar”!
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Santa: I think I may ….
Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
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Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
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