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Interviewar: what is ur qualification?

Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

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Google took my memory. Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy f**king my spellings!

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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.

Banta: Get married soon, then u’ll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!

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If the govt. can send the victim to Singapore for better treatment, it should send the accused to Dubai for better justice!

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Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears.

Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain.

Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile.

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But fart just once…

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After quite a number of days of being admitted in the hospital, Santa to his wife, Jeeto: I’m worried, dear. I don’t think doctors have any idea about my ailment.

Jeeto: What makes you think that way?

Santa: The “Suggestion Box” at the end of the bed!

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