Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Santa joined NASA. A ….
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.
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NASA to SATYANASA.
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Rajnikanth doesn`t b ….
Rajnikanth doesn`t bowl Strikes, he just knocks down one pin; and the other nine fall out of fear.
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Wife: If I die first ….
Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession.
Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.
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Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.
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Santa: The recruitme ….
Santa: The recruitment consultant asked me ‘What do you think of voluntary work?
Banta: So what was your reply?
Santa: I said, “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”
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Banta: So what was your reply?
Santa: I said, “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”
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Santa: Women are lik ….
Santa: Women are like microwaves.
Banta: How? Because they cook food?
Santa: No. Because they are hazardous to our health.
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Banta: How? Because they cook food?
Santa: No. Because they are hazardous to our health.
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