Girl: Do you love me ….
Girl: Do you love me?
Biy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No – mine is an undying love!
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Biy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No – mine is an undying love!
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
A lady lost her hand ….
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.
Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.
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Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.
Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.
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Santa called on Flip ….
Santa called on Flipkart’s helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey… which cash?
Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?
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Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey… which cash?
Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?
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A woman suddenly wak ….
A woman suddenly wakes up at the dead of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
Alarmed, she puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table – with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears in deep thought, just staring at the wall…
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, and solemnly says: “Do you remember 25 years ago, when we were dating, and you w
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Alarmed, she puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table – with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears in deep thought, just staring at the wall…
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, and solemnly says: “Do you remember 25 years ago, when we were dating, and you w
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Call from a bank…. ….
Call from a bank….
“Hello Mam”.
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.
Smart reply by the my wife
” No thanks “.
I have husband…
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever.
Line cut without a word😜😄😜😄
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“Hello Mam”.
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.
Smart reply by the my wife
” No thanks “.
I have husband…
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever.
Line cut without a word😜😄😜😄
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Santa: `Stop it! Sto ….
Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?
Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.`
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Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.`
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Jimmy’s wife, refusi ….
Jimmy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…
“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”
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After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…
“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”
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