Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Two types of people ….
Two types of people who can’t sleep early at night:
1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
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1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
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A teacher never give ….
A teacher never gives up, and neither does Pappu.
Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world?
Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.
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Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world?
Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.
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Teacher to his Patha ….
Teacher to his Pathan student, “Who is a murderer?”
Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
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Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
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1st Aadmi : Bhagwan ….
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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In Parliament: Spea ….
In Parliament:
Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi
Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address!
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Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi
Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address!
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Santa: Why is your m ….
Santa: Why is your mother sitting so silently today.
Pappu: Nothing dad, she asked for lipstick. I heard ‘Fevi Stick’.
Santa: God bless you, my son!
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Pappu: Nothing dad, she asked for lipstick. I heard ‘Fevi Stick’.
Santa: God bless you, my son!
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