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Monthly Archives: December 2014

What`s missing in H_ ….

December 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

What`s missing in H__RT?

EA or U?

Pick EA & you`ll get a heart! If u pick U, you`ll get hurt!

I’d rather pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U.

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Love SMS

Secretary to boss: A ….

December 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Secretary to boss: All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.

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Adult SMS Jokes

I don’t say I love y ….

December 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

I don’t say I love you to hear it back.
I say it so you don’t forget.

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Love SMS

Between 64% and 84% ….

December 2, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Between 64% and 84% of Hong Kong’s citizens do not believe in a religion.

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Facts

Kahan se laayen har ….

December 2, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Kahan se laayen har roz ek naya dil faraz ?…

Todne walon ne toh tamasha bana rakha hai…..

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Shayari

Santa ki bivi ka ran ….

December 2, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Santa ki bivi ka rang kala tha ,,,

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uski Bivi ne Red colour ki saree pehni

Aur Santa se pucha ?

KESi Lag rahi hon ?

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Santa muskaratay huwey bola” confirm Chris Gayle 😀

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Hindi SMS Jokes

Santa walks into the ….

December 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whisky and he drinks one and pours the other shot on his hand. He did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, “Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other on your hand? Santa replies, “I’m getting my girl friend drunk!”

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Adult SMS Jokes

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