Monthly Archives: December 2014

One day, when Johnni ….

One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.

He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”

She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something useful.”

Johnnie went up to his room. A little later, Johnnie’s mom went up to his room to call him for dinner. She opens his door and sees him playing with himself.

She says, “Johnnie, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”

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One Sunday morning S ….

One Sunday morning Santa`s son burst into the living room and said, “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.

After dinner, Santa took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half-sister, and I`m afraid you can`t marry her.”

Son was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, “Sonu said ye

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Two brothers have a ….

Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York.

Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Rockettes, and others. Eventually, they make their way to Coney Island.

As they stroll down the beach, taking in all the newness of America, they see a very large billboard that reads: “HOT DOGS,” with a big arrow pointing down to a little hot dog stand. Being hungry and seeing that having an American hot dog

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