Monthly Archives: February 2015

A guy is in the bath ….

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A guy is in the bathroom taking a piss when this huge man walks in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him.


The guy just happens to look over and see the other guy`s dick is huge.


Then he walks over and says, “Hey man I’m not gay or anything but what is your name? Because you have the biggest dick I have ever seen!”


The big guy says, “Well thanks man. My name is Ben Rover.”


Then the guy passes out.


When he wakes up he says, “Whats your name again”


“Well it’s Ben Rover,” the big guy says!


Oh what a releif I thought you said ‘bend over’.

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Difference between ” ….

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Difference between “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation :

On “Whatsapp” –

Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho?

Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On “FaceBook” –

Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.

(Status liked by 50 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 75 friends, including sister-in-law & mother-in-law)

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This Party Getting H ….

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This Party Getting Hot – Yo Yo Alok nath Version



“This Aarti Getting Hot” Alok nath Version



Ghantiyaan Baja lo jee,

Aashirwad Pa Lo jee

What I say just follow ji

This Aarti getting hot

Ghantiyaan Baja lo, hoy

Aashirwad Pa Lo, hoy

What I say just follow

This Aarti getting hot



Ghadi dekh time ho geya

Beti twelve thirty

Ghar Jakar kanyadaan karunga

That is why I’am in Jaldi

Gangajal manga lo jee

Samdhi ko bula lo jee

Mood Bhi banalo Jee
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continue ….

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