Monthly Archives: February 2015
The best joke.. At ….
The best joke..
At London airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address System: “Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! pls report to Reception”.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, & shouts loudly to d English receptionist.
D following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: “MadarChod ! I am Ranchhod..”
Receptionist: “Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not d name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..”
Ranchhodbhai: “Arrey Bhenchod, I m
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At London airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address System: “Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! pls report to Reception”.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, & shouts loudly to d English receptionist.
D following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: “MadarChod ! I am Ranchhod..”
Receptionist: “Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not d name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..”
Ranchhodbhai: “Arrey Bhenchod, I m
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How can they say my ….
How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
~ Logan Smith
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~ Logan Smith
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Happiness often snea ….
In a divorce court J ….
In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa.”
“But why?” asked the judge.
Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
Judge: How do you know?
Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
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“But why?” asked the judge.
Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
Judge: How do you know?
Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
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conductor to lady .. ….
conductor to lady … ha madam baccho ki umar kitni h
lady …. 4 saal 4.5 saal 5 …saal …
conductor …. Teri ma ka inderdhanush ….. bc kiraya de na de. gap to maintain rkh….. bhosdi ki bacche h ke pille
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lady …. 4 saal 4.5 saal 5 …saal …
conductor …. Teri ma ka inderdhanush ….. bc kiraya de na de. gap to maintain rkh….. bhosdi ki bacche h ke pille
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Santa: I do not want ….
Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u’ll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!
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Banta: Get married soon, then u’ll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!
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