Monthly Archives: June 2015

Shopping Mall Mein E ….

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Shopping Mall Mein Ek Dalal Ek Admi Se Bola



“Mauj Karni Hai To Mere Sath Aao, 5000 Mein Full Mauj”



Aadmi Ne Puchha: “Par Ladki Kaisi Hai?”



Dalal: “Aao Aap Khud Chal Kar Dekh Lo”



Dalal Usko Ek Kamre Mein Le Gaya, Jaha Aadmi Ko Dekhte Hi Ladki Ne Apni Skirt Upar Kar Li



Admi Ne Uski Choot Dekhi Aur Usko Ghoorta Hi Raha



Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Boli



“Kya Hua? Lagta Hai Jab Se Apni Maa Ki Chut Se Bahar Aaye Ho Kabhi Choot Nahi Dekhi”



Aadmi Mukura Ke Bola: “Nahi Aisi To

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Two blondes are walk ….

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, “I just know I`ve seen this face before!”

“Give it to me”, says the other blonde.

She looks in the mirror and says, “Of course, you silly! It`s me!!”

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Girlfriend called 2 ….

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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at

mid-nite

.

Girl: – Hello Dear

.

Boy :- Haan ji

(aa gayi maa ki

aankh

pakaane)

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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?

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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal

raha hoon )

.

Girl : – bataao na..?

.

Boy :- kuch nahin dear

( aadhi raat ko kya karte

hain..! )

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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi

socha

chalo call kar loon

.

Boy– achha kiya

(kamini kal Of

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