'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at

mid-nite

.

Girl: – Hello Dear

.

Boy :- Haan ji

(aa gayi maa ki

aankh

pakaane)

.

Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?

.

Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal

raha hoon )

.

Girl : – bataao na..?

.

Boy :- kuch nahin dear

( aadhi raat ko kya karte

hain..! )

.

Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi

socha

chalo call kar loon

.

Boy– achha kiya

(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )

.

Girl : –hello koi gaana sunao

naa.. bore ho rahi hoon

.

Boy: –nahin yaar (mujhe radio

staion

samajh rakha hai kya aur 12

baje k

baad toh radio channel bhi

band ho

jaate hain )

.

Girl:– plz sunao na……

Boy:– kal pakka ( uff ishki toh

aisi ki taisi )

.

Girl : — naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..

if u

luv me den u will sing for

me

.

Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?

dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi r

maanegi )

.

Girl : –12:30

.

Boy: — aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai

.

Girl: –tumne toh bola

tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho

.

Boy :- haan (agar nahin boltatoh

teri

bakwaas kaun sunta )

.

Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sagaana

.

Boy : par gaane k baad

phone rakh degi ( fans gye

beta

toh jhelna toh padega hi )

.

Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait

kar rahe ho kya..?

.

Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne

shak karna bhi start kar diya)

.

Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne

ko,

khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call

nahin aayegi..

.

Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh

aadmi wrong number bhi

nahin

lagata)

.

Girl : – chalo ab

sunao

.

Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiyahai tohjhelna toh padega hi..ban

ja

aadhi raat ko.. Himesh

Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao– adayeinbhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .

Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata

(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )

.

Girl : toh koi dusra suna do…

.

Boy:- Wait.. sochne de

(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere

muh

se gaana sunne ka naam tak

naa

le )

.

Girl: Gaao na…

.

Boy sings : –

.

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.

.

.

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.

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.

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.

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.

.

.

.

.

phulo ka taroon ka sabka

kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri

behna hai…….

saari umar Akmal.. hamein sang

rehna he..!!!!!!!!

( Le aaj ke

baad

naam nahin legi

gaane ka…ishki toh maa ki

aankh )

.

Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?

.

Boy : mera favorite song hai

(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi

hai kamini )

.

Girl: –

hmmmm mujhe neend aa

rahi

hai.. bye………

.

Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno

toh.. tum

nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission

complete)

.

Girl:– bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu

.

Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi

kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..

o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab