Monthly Archives: April 2016
Homosexual: Someone ….
A kangaroo kept gett ….
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
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A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 D ….
1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye
dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
.
.
Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
.
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
.
.
.
.
Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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The 5 Stages of Drun ….
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk t
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Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk t
continue ….
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One day Jane met Tar ….
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
“What`s that” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar
continue ….
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“What`s that” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar
continue ….
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